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O>O. Oh my gosh. That’s scary. I’m sure it’s normal. What could make the swelling go down? I dunno! I think they wanted my salchipulpos (I was like 5 and holding this tray of little hot dog pieces cut up like octopi, hehe octopi, and they attacked)

Salchipulpos. Salchipulpos.

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Okay cooloest word ever.

They wanted your Octopi weenies >=D

That awkward moment when someone randomly texts you, asks what you think about them and tells you they have a crush on you.

Then you say you’re flattered and you’re not in the same city anymore.

So they stop texting you.

……..

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