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queersandcunts: grimhonk: elizabeth-hornswoggle: evergaydes...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:40:00 -0400

grimhonk:

elizabeth-hornswoggle:

evergaydes:

So if the tops have to wear these colors, what do the bottoms wear?

A GOOD AND IMPORTANT QUESTION

the people need to know

If you work where customers can see you the bottoms must be dress pants or khakis that range from light brown to dark brown. If you work solely in the back unloading trucks you are allowed to wear blue jeans.

The freedom in the tops means the style, you can have long or short sleeve turtleneck, or v neck.

They simply ask for those colors because they are the store colors. you wouldn’t work in a meijers wearing walmart colors. it only makes sense that they request this. As long as the colors match and you look professional, anything is allowed.

Thank you for that very detailed response, but, umm that wasn’t the kind of tops and bottoms we were talking about…

That just made my entire day.

No but PSA to parents STOP FUCKING LEAVING YOUR CHILDREN UNATTENDED IN THE STORE PUT THEIR ASSES IN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:03:00 -0400

No but PSA to parents

STOP FUCKING LEAVING YOUR CHILDREN UNATTENDED IN THE STORE

PUT THEIR ASSES IN THE SHOPPING CART OR HOLD THEIR HAND OR GET ONE OF THOSE HARNESSES

NOTHING IN A CLOTHING STORE IS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY LOOSE TRACK OF YOUR KID

DEAR GOD

STOP

AND IF YOU SEE YOUR KID FUCKING SHIT UP

UNFUCK IT

So today. There was this little kid And the mother walked away and they were fucking shit up so I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:01:53 -0400

So today.

There was this little kid

And the mother walked away and they were fucking shit up so I was like Hey, Taylor (we have the same name I heard their Mom say it)

And they thought they were going to get in trouble.

And I’m just like “I’m you from the future”

And at first there was just silence then they started crying and went back to their mom

Me: No where in the Bible does it say that God was not a burrito

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:55:22 -0400

Me: No where in the Bible does it say that God was not a burrito
Baby: lol wat
Me: Or a velociraptor
Baby: What are you talking about
Baby: Jesus was a Raptor. That's why they call him Raptor Jesus.

First day of school was good! Had to hold back a Grey’s Anatomy and Harry Potter reference...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:59:40 -0400

First day of school was good!

Had to hold back a Grey’s Anatomy and Harry Potter reference though. xD

I start school tomorrow! I’m a bundle of nerves and excitement =O

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:40:58 -0400

I start school tomorrow!

I’m a bundle of nerves and excitement =O

castielinablanket: pippin-and-other-drugs: remember when we...

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:53:19 -0400

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

“It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends”

Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but failed epically

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:51:06 -0400

shakespeareintellectualbadass:

hopperthedragon:

hogwartskidsproblems:

sodamnrelatable:

So we made tumblrs.

#Not Voldemort

yah he really put his soul into it

oh my god

dead.

A four year old describes Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. x

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:47:31 -0400

A four year old describes Dinosaurs on a Spaceship. x

I can’t tell if this is suppose to be satire or real. B|

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:45:31 -0400

I can’t tell if this is suppose to be satire or real.

Photo

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:40:32 -0400

heavvymetalqueen: tikaka: ackanime: drgraevling: I have no...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:17:47 -0400

heavvymetalqueen:

tikaka:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

Neighborhood love.

greetings from the ballsack

areasonableamountofkatharines:allisonthenerdmachine: On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:04:57 -0400

areasonableamountofkatharines:allisonthenerdmachine:

On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.

a modest proposal

31 Days of BPD

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:55:28 -0400

Day 1: Think of the last time you were really angry. Why was that?

Because I used to get very explosive with my anger (and in turn become impulsive) I try not to get angry at all, even things that severely bother me I ignore it and pretend it’s not happening.

The last time I got really angry though was when I ran into something when I was riding my bike and my finger got caught between the bar and the brake and I started cussing about it - I do that when I’m angry. Physical pain, even if it doesn’t hurt that much, tends to set me off a lot quicker than everything else. But I was fine within thirty seconds.

Maladie: Okay, so May is BPD (borderline personality disorder) awareness month and there's a BPD challenge going on right now to...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:47:26 -0400

Maladie: Okay, so May is BPD (borderline personality disorder) awareness month and there's a BPD challenge going on right now to...:

whatis-normal:

Day 1: Think of the last time you were really angry. Why was that?

Day 2: Why did your last friendship end?

Day 3: Do you self-harm? If yes, how?

Day 4: Have you ever attempted suicide?

Day 5: Have you ever written a suicide note?

Day 6: How’s your love life?

Day 7: Have you ever…

I guess I’ll do this.

I don’t want to feel anything anymore.

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:41:13 -0400

I don’t want to feel anything anymore.

sincerelysarita: Nineteen-year-old Tarikuwa Lemma is a...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:59:21 -0400

sincerelysarita:

Nineteen-year-old Tarikuwa Lemma is a survivor, of an international adoption scandal. When she was 13, she was effectively sold from her native Ethiopia to an American family. The corrupt “adoption agency” convinced her father, who was a widow, that Tarikuwa and her younger sisters were headed to the U.S. as part of an educational exchange program, and that they would return home every summer and on holiday breaks. Little did he know, his daughters had been placed with adoptive couples in the U.S., never to return. Tarikuwa’s name was changed against her will, and she was forbidden by her American “family” from speaking her native language. The issue of transnational adoption, its evangelical Christian component, and the exploitation of communities that sometimes results, is the subject of the book, The Child Catchers: Rescue, Trafficking and the New Gospel of Adoption by Kathryn Joyce, who appeared, along with Tarikuwa, on last Sunday’s “Melissa Harris Perry” show on MSNBC. Below is Tarikuwa’s satirical look at the “rescue” of children from her home country, to “better lives” in America.

clutchmag:

Stop ‘Rescuing’ African Children Through Corrupt Adoptions

Tarikuwa Lemma appearing on Melissa Harris Perry Show April 28, 2013.

From The Grio — Nineteen-year…

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My Thoughts on This Whole Danny Brown Oral Sex Thing | NOISEY

Sun, 05 May 2013 19:00:39 -0400

My Thoughts on This Whole Danny Brown Oral Sex Thing | NOISEY:

iliketopointtomynose:

This was not something Danny facilitated. It was an actual sexual assault, and nobody cares about that but me because people can’t accept the fact that a white girl raped a black dude onstage in front…

An interesting example of how the Patriarchy loops around to bite itself in the ass.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:27:53 -0400

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