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Dear People I Hate;

To my manager,

I swear to god if you don’t get off my ass I’m going to deck you in the face. I realize why you don’t like me, and if you think this queer is gonna take that shit sittin down then you’ve got another thing coming. I dare you to try to fire me. Dare. You. It may be legal, but this is the wrong person to try and fuck with.

Also, AHAHAHA YOU SCHEDULED ME FOR 20 HOURS BUT I’M GOING TO GET 40 ANYWAY SO SUCK IT

To the guy who pees all over everything in the men’s restroom,

Why you do this?

To people,

You slobby fucks, pick up your trash. 

To the woman who complained about it being dirty when I had a line,

Fuck you too, your kids left a mess in the bathroom and half of your fries were on the floor along with like everything else from your meal. If you didn’t fuckin’ want pickles you should have asked, not put them on the seat next to you.

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Taylor Bang! Aspiring Photographer currently residing in Bradenton, which is like Sarasota's and St. Pete's shitty cousin. Queer and Genderqueer. Total book nerd. Writer and sometimes I like to pretend I can write poetry [Link]. I also own a safe space featuring social justice issues and sex and body positive images at The Cuntmentality.

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